There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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