Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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