WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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