So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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