Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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