so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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