Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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