CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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