I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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