So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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