Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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