did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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