so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You were trust falling into bushes
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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