rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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