Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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