What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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