I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
