Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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