dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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