that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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