I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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