Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
