Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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