My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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