You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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