Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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