i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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