she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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