Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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