Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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