I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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