I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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