What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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