we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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