We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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