I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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