Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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