her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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