Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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