I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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