atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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