He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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