your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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