butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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