The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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