There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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