is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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