i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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