sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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