Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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