Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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