do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
