I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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