Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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