You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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