dude i'm inner monologue high
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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